Witty Wedding Card What Can I Write On My Friends Wedding Card?

What can i write on my friends wedding card? - witty wedding card

My friends always married in Ireland. Because of family obligations and the cost of flights, and can not be taking part. You understand, dass My friend, the godfather of the other and promised to announce my wedding invitations and telegrams to his speech.
I want to write something meaningful and witty, they are a beautiful couple with a great sense of humor. But, as what they will say .........

Any ideas would be very grateful